I would not put this on my bike. Ever.


Yeah, yeah, regular bike seats cause penis issues. But this thing is a) fugly, b) lame, and c) slow - how the fuck are you supposed to stay on it unless you sit compeltely upright on your bike? which, again, is b) lame, and c) slow.

http://www.healthandmen.com/2008/08/07/no-nose-bicycle-saddles-improve-penile-sensation-and-erectile-function-in-bicycling-police-officers/

Maybe we need some sort of elaborate rock-climbing-type harness suspended from front and rear. Only I suspect that would look more 'wtf' than the latest mountain-bike monstrosity from Target:

- posted by vcmc @  8/08/2008 11:54:00 AM