Venture Capitalist MCs
I made my millions short-selling at the peak of the coke-rap bubble.
9.17.2006
 
Capital Studios, Inc. Press Release

Capital Studios, Inc., Home Of less than three productions and the Venture Capitalist MCs, Announces Reversal of Former "Anti-myspace" Policy


Minneapolis, Minnesota

September 17, 2006


"I guess it was about time," said "VCMC", Capital Studios' chief enginner and founding member of Venture Capitalist MC's. "I wanted to be able to use the word "friend" as a verb and obsessively update my profile on a website owned by Fox Media, just like all the cool kids," he continued. "That, and...I guess I wanted to [redacted] with peoples' heads by having an elaborately constructed fake persona/organization be the basis for my entire online presence. I think it's more mysterious that way."


The Capital Studios/less than three productions/Venture Capital MCs' collective myspace page is available via the following URL.


http://www.myspace.com/lessthanthreestudios


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Capital Studios offers expert audio consultancy services to independent musicians on shoestring-to-nonexistent budgets.


less than three productions offers proven chart-topping production/beatmaking services to artists with tons of money to give us for that kind of shit.


The Venture Capitalist MCs are the first and only rap collective to solely feature members who are actually the multiple personae of the founding member. Aside from the fact that they don't actually have any rhymes and have never played a show, a prominent underground hip-hop site recently featured them as "the group to watch the majors fight over in 2007".


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I see I'm not the only one who reads the press releases from work with a bit of a snicker.
 
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